Is he standing in the ocean dressed like that or is he wearing a bathing suit instead of his trousers?
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Here are the others:
Matt’s is a little thin.
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Brian’s is pretty good.
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Not bad but I sort of like to see paragraphs.
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Tom just pulled an old resume out of the drawer.
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BTW, what’s this guy doing still up there? 
Isn’t he in jail or something?
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He can walk on water.
So how the heck did Matt become mayor? Was it the Irish contingent? His blurb sure references them much.
Bella – sounds about right.. Irish.. that’s it.. all he’s got..
I would think that it would be wise if Jennifer keeps her name out of Borough lawsuits and stays clear of campaign fund reporting irregularities. After all, she works for a Fortune 500 company. One is known by the company one keeps…
Monmouth County has the new property assessments on their website:
http://maps.co.monmouth.nj.us/GIS/PropertyView/
Gee …. the 115 Inlet Terrace land assessment went down more than $120K.
What??? Is that land radioactive? Located upon a shifting tectonic plate?
I like how all of them start with something about them personally – except Matt. Everyone puts family first – except Matt. It says a lot about the person – specifically Matt.
Well it sure looks like the 2nd pictured official above is running for some new office???
Mr. Magovern, just what was it that the Borough was trying to accomplish by opting out of the county’s assessment program and hiring its own contractor to do the assessments? Avoiding alleged corruption on the county level as you claimed? As far as I can tell, most assessments went up, but not the mayor’s. Odd coincidence. The assessor knows who pays the bills. Ahem. Get your head out of the sand.
…when does sleazy matt’s term end?
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