Hmmm, maybe suggest a “burning porcupine” structure on the last day of the next Porcfest, like the burning man effigy at Black Rock, NV. Animal rights folks could object, though. Just a silly goosie thought.
Dave:
The minute this story broke on Martha McCallum’s Fox News show in our quiet little hamlet in Port Charlotte FL, I looked over to Bill and exclaimed OMG! I wonder what Dave knew? For years I know that you and others were secretly meeting with Patrick in the backwoods of New Hampshire. I even endorsed and helped you to run with sh..head for Belmar Council. Well friend, it appears it has now hit the fan. Should you need a character witness, I will unfortunately be away from my office indefinitely.
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All I can tell you is that the dude was like really tall.
Cool. Are you going to Burning Man, Dave?
I am a burning man.
Hmmm, maybe suggest a “burning porcupine” structure on the last day of the next Porcfest, like the burning man effigy at Black Rock, NV. Animal rights folks could object, though. Just a silly goosie thought.
Great minds think alike. Love it.
Thanks Dave for making me actually laugh out loud!!!!!
Hummm. The REAL reason you left Belmar???
Dave:
The minute this story broke on Martha McCallum’s Fox News show in our quiet little hamlet in Port Charlotte FL, I looked over to Bill and exclaimed OMG! I wonder what Dave knew? For years I know that you and others were secretly meeting with Patrick in the backwoods of New Hampshire. I even endorsed and helped you to run with sh..head for Belmar Council. Well friend, it appears it has now hit the fan. Should you need a character witness, I will unfortunately be away from my office indefinitely.
He’s been quietly funding the Element all along.
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