Tom Moran of the Star Ledger made a comment in his op ed re: Menendez is in danger of losing to team Trump which is dangerous. Dangerous to who???? I did not know that improving the economy, reducing taxes, and enforcing laws that already exist is dangerous. If Matt does not become the DMV head maybe he should run for the US Senate.
I am curious what this photo chopped photograph is intended to do. Look at the snow and trees and other aspects. Even the corner of the garage is shown.
I even have to wonder which is the real house on this location. Beyond that, deception continues to often be a hallmark of this blog.
Scene:
One month has passed and the new head of the DMV is settling in. His office is decorated almost entirely in beer company swag.
Cast:
Janet-the deputy administrator
Matt- political hack
Coleen-a can-do administrator brought in to “handle” Matt
The three are standing in Matt’s office after he has gone on an inspection tour of all the regional locations.
Matt- I’m telling you guys, I know how to get asses in the seats (says this while gesturing with air quotes}
Janet- But Matt, er, I mean sir, we have worked tirelessly to reduce the amount of people at our regional locations. No lines is a good thing.
Matt- Hahahaha. puh-leeeeeze. I know what I know. Lines are good.Just ask my friend Frank. He knows about lines.
Janet-(looking at Coleen for help but getting none)But sir, with our online services we have greatly reduced wait times and we are running more efficiently due to…
Matt- (interrupting)yea yea. Coleen, take a memo.
Coleen- yes sir!
Matt- A DMV festival (says this while making a square with his hands like an old time movie director)We’ll have it in Belmar. Forth of July. We’ll advertise everywhere. Billboards, Facebook, Instaface, everything. It’ll be great. The press will definitely want to talk to me now.
Janet- But sir, please, its is not necessary. We have never run with such precision. We are just a bureaucratic agency with a very specific duty.
Matt-(pointing)heh heh, you said duty.
Coleen- Good one sir!
Matt- Hey how are the plans coming for Holme to play in the lobby? Morale at this place is terrible. Everyone seems so glum. This will shake things up.
Janet- I must restate my opposition to having a rock band play in the lobby sir. It sends a bad message I think.
Matt- It’s not A rock band, it’s THEE rock band. (Starts singing “Runaround Sue” while playing air guitar).
Janet- (looking at Coleen who is clapping along like a proud mother) ok you two, I’ll be getting my resume together now, I have an interview with a different agency at 2pm (she looks at the two of them for a reaction but they are now both dancing around the office shouting “hey, hey, whoooa whooa whooa, hey, hey”)She pulls the door closed and leaves.
#8 Its called an architectural rendering. It’s when someone is going to build a house and wants to see what it will look like. It’s done with computers.
Is it possible that you’ve never seen one before?
Perhaps there’s a position for you at the new DMV
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Wishing you luck and happiness on your move and the building of your new home.
Tom Moran of the Star Ledger made a comment in his op ed re: Menendez is in danger of losing to team Trump which is dangerous. Dangerous to who???? I did not know that improving the economy, reducing taxes, and enforcing laws that already exist is dangerous. If Matt does not become the DMV head maybe he should run for the US Senate.
WOW, very nice can you adopt me?
Dave is getting out before they place 27 cell towers and radiate the boardwalk.
And you’re still paying for the new poles and electric.
40 years when it’s obsolete out of the box.
Beta Site this.
Belmar doesn’t need ghetto blaster antennas on the Boardwalk …. the Mayfair facility works fine.
The Mayfair looks hideous.
I am curious what this photo chopped photograph is intended to do. Look at the snow and trees and other aspects. Even the corner of the garage is shown.
I even have to wonder which is the real house on this location. Beyond that, deception continues to often be a hallmark of this blog.
Scene:
One month has passed and the new head of the DMV is settling in. His office is decorated almost entirely in beer company swag.
Cast:
Janet-the deputy administrator
Matt- political hack
Coleen-a can-do administrator brought in to “handle” Matt
The three are standing in Matt’s office after he has gone on an inspection tour of all the regional locations.
Matt- I’m telling you guys, I know how to get asses in the seats (says this while gesturing with air quotes}
Janet- But Matt, er, I mean sir, we have worked tirelessly to reduce the amount of people at our regional locations. No lines is a good thing.
Matt- Hahahaha. puh-leeeeeze. I know what I know. Lines are good.Just ask my friend Frank. He knows about lines.
Janet-(looking at Coleen for help but getting none)But sir, with our online services we have greatly reduced wait times and we are running more efficiently due to…
Matt- (interrupting)yea yea. Coleen, take a memo.
Coleen- yes sir!
Matt- A DMV festival (says this while making a square with his hands like an old time movie director)We’ll have it in Belmar. Forth of July. We’ll advertise everywhere. Billboards, Facebook, Instaface, everything. It’ll be great. The press will definitely want to talk to me now.
Janet- But sir, please, its is not necessary. We have never run with such precision. We are just a bureaucratic agency with a very specific duty.
Matt-(pointing)heh heh, you said duty.
Coleen- Good one sir!
Matt- Hey how are the plans coming for Holme to play in the lobby? Morale at this place is terrible. Everyone seems so glum. This will shake things up.
Janet- I must restate my opposition to having a rock band play in the lobby sir. It sends a bad message I think.
Matt- It’s not A rock band, it’s THEE rock band. (Starts singing “Runaround Sue” while playing air guitar).
Janet- (looking at Coleen who is clapping along like a proud mother) ok you two, I’ll be getting my resume together now, I have an interview with a different agency at 2pm (she looks at the two of them for a reaction but they are now both dancing around the office shouting “hey, hey, whoooa whooa whooa, hey, hey”)She pulls the door closed and leaves.
#8 Its called an architectural rendering. It’s when someone is going to build a house and wants to see what it will look like. It’s done with computers.
Is it possible that you’ve never seen one before?
Perhaps there’s a position for you at the new DMV
I did it with my Mac. Took about 10 minutes.
Love your vision of your new house and landscape.
So happy for you and Karen. The 4 of you will be so healthy up there.
Thankfully the concept will not be lviable until December, 2018!
#11 – #8 must get confused with talk beyond a chisel and tablet.
#8
Please tell me you are not that obtuse
#8 appears to be just another has been clamoring for attention in all the wrong places, i.e., Belmar.
Tom, really????
#8 It’s a damn photo.
https://apnews.com
/9da4dbb74c794262a9439b60dc3f7de8/New-Hampshire’s-highest-court-will-hear-topless-case
Now i know why you really like NH
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