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Belmar Employee Of The Month


Grace, one of two pygmy goats the DPW keeps around to eat poison ivy wherever in town it might start growing.

Never calls in sick, doesn’t need a paycheck, and, most importantly, won’t be voting in Tuesday’s special election.  At least I hope not.

(Photo courtesy of the Coast Star)


  1. Anonymous wrote:

    “won’t be voting in Tuesday’s special election”

    That’s not what I heard. I think they’re both registered, but one of them has voiced doubts and may’ve voted no, so it is being reeducated at this moment in “Room 101” at the “Ministry of Love”/ DPW.

    Sunday, August 17, 2014 at 10:08 am | Permalink
  2. ms.perspicacity wrote:

    Anonymous, I like your style! I heard that the wayward goat is now being trained to roam around at night and eat all the “NO” signs. The compliant one will be selling kisses on the boardwalk to members of “the element.” Stock up on calamine lotion now.

    Sunday, August 17, 2014 at 11:34 am | Permalink
  3. Guest wrote:

    They should teach the goats how to pick up the phone.

    Sunday, August 17, 2014 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

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