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Council Meeting Of April 10, 2018

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33 Comments

  1. Average Joe wrote:

    I just threw up my average breakfast.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 5:50 am | Permalink
  2. admin wrote:

    Sorry I forgot to include nausea and vomiting

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 7:11 am | Permalink
  3. Stay out of my lane wrote:

    Hey schools: Matt says the delicate ecosystem between schools and town is honored because we stay out of each other’s lanes. Matt: what about when your lane is paved over my school? Nope. Not gonna happen.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 8:04 am | Permalink
  4. Anonymous wrote:

    You paid for the dog and pony show.that required Big public employees, mandatory attendees presence. Good riddance was heard throughout.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 8:36 am | Permalink
  5. elemental wrote:

    If one did not know better, this could be very convincing. Unfortunate for the uninformed.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 8:44 am | Permalink
  6. Guest wrote:

    Bye, bye!

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 8:45 am | Permalink
  7. OLD MAN wrote:

    I’m thinking my aspirin intake may be reduced.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 8:54 am | Permalink
  8. One of the boys wrote:

    Sandy and Matt. The gift that keeps on giving with the pats on the back….and the debt coming due

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 9:12 am | Permalink
  9. elemental wrote:

    We are not rid of him yet. Somewhere in the muddle of self glory, the bye bye boy muttered that he is still on the council, if my ears were tuned in. Mayor Brian scares the **** out of me.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 9:22 am | Permalink
  10. OLD MAN wrote:

    Brian as mayor? Pass the aspirins please.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 9:57 am | Permalink
  11. Colleen must go wrote:

    #8 you’re right – and Colleen is here to help Brian frame it “correctly” when the s… hits the fan. We have to replace her so we can finally get to a place of honesty.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 10:14 am | Permalink
  12. Anonymous wrote:

    Tree tribute man isn’t equipped. Who will guide him in his quest for mayor?

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 10:17 am | Permalink
  13. Belle wrote:

    After watching the meeting, The Mayor seems so wonderful, I can’t believe I ever was skeptical of him.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 10:36 am | Permalink
  14. madame.snark wrote:

    Matt should start a new career as a soap opera leading man. Family oriented of course. Where do they film those things? California?

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 11:20 am | Permalink
  15. Just Passing Through wrote:

    #10 Sorry old man I ran out months ago.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 11:55 am | Permalink
  16. Anonymous wrote:

    I just realized we’ve been the backdrop for a “B” grade movie for 7 years with an apocalyptic Hurricane fighter at the helm.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 12:01 pm | Permalink
  17. legion wrote:

    Super Matt cartoons anyone? Can he paddle a kayak with one arm tied behind him? Rescue three swimmers at the same time swimming backwards while fighting a rip current? Get to a scene of disaster running barefoot? The sky’s the limit – and where is his drone?

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 1:20 pm | Permalink
  18. Tom Dilberger wrote:

    No big deal. I think we awl expected just what it was.
    —————————————
    Now of course, the real work of the statue committee can commence. I understand they’re thinking along the lines of a 90′ bronze statue out about a quarter mile or so offshore facing his beloved peepul with a small shrine to his memory at the base that you can get a boat($25, + $25 for a picture) ride out to leave offurings. But the whole thing will be completely tasteful of course.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 1:33 pm | Permalink
  19. elemental wrote:

    #18 Belmar’s other “Dough-Boy” – slogan at bottom “Show Me the Money”.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 2:11 pm | Permalink
  20. Lawless wrote:

    Lets be honest did we expect anything less ? The guy is a complete self serving ass .

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 3:47 pm | Permalink
  21. Anonymous wrote:

    Buy-a-statue fundraisers shall begin. More likely he will buy a Statute to get outta jail instead.

    Headline: Hurricane Man at the helm of the sinking ship “Belmar”. 10 cents on the dollar fire sales to come.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 4:20 pm | Permalink
  22. legion wrote:

    Beware the “accoutrements” financed by the fundraiser. “Hurricane Man” – that’s a good one.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 5:32 pm | Permalink
  23. Anonymous wrote:

    Thank you, there is an Element of truth to this blog.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 5:53 pm | Permalink
  24. Anonymous wrote:

    Insurance Adjuster= Diaster Merchant.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 5:55 pm | Permalink
  25. Maria Florio wrote:

    What happens to all of the the puppets that got up to say what a great job he has done going to do without him.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 6:43 pm | Permalink
  26. Maria Florio wrote:

    What are all of his puppets going to do without him? Boo hoo

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 6:45 pm | Permalink
  27. legion wrote:

    I think he will have the puppets on remote control. There is more money to be milked from Belmar.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 7:23 pm | Permalink
  28. Anonymous wrote:

    He hired those that thanked him for his largess so he likewise can expect homage in the hood.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 8:40 pm | Permalink
  29. Robotic employee wrote:

    Thank you matt. Thank you for the job
    Next
    Thank you matt. Thank you for the job
    Next
    Thank you matt. Thank you for the job
    Next
    (Colleen holding cue cards for everyone)

    Disgusting

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 8:57 pm | Permalink
  30. King Kong wrote:

    I heard as part of the Municipal Building monstrosity that they plan to rename a portion of Main Street “Doherty Drive”.

    Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 9:54 pm | Permalink
  31. Matt Jong Un wrote:

    Fact: Matt and Coleen called people and asked them to come say “something nice about the Mayor”. If you’re really a good person, soliciting compliments is not required (nor desired).
    This man’s hubris knows no bounds. He is literally quitting the job he made an oath to complete. Not because of any noble reason (going off to war, caring for a sick relative) but because he got a crony job. A job for which he is woefully unqualified.
    Brian will inherit a fiscal time bomb, a web of deceit, and a complex political reckoning for which HE is woefully unqualified.

    Thursday, April 12, 2018 at 7:01 am | Permalink
  32. hanging.chad wrote:

    Belmar thanks you, Matt, for using this lovely borough as a ladder rung in your climb to infamy.

    Thursday, April 12, 2018 at 7:46 am | Permalink
  33. Buffoon is Gone wrote:

    That should be Corrupt Buffoon.

    Thursday, April 12, 2018 at 9:04 am | Permalink

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