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33 Comments
I just threw up my average breakfast.
Sorry I forgot to include nausea and vomiting
Hey schools: Matt says the delicate ecosystem between schools and town is honored because we stay out of each other’s lanes. Matt: what about when your lane is paved over my school? Nope. Not gonna happen.
You paid for the dog and pony show.that required Big public employees, mandatory attendees presence. Good riddance was heard throughout.
If one did not know better, this could be very convincing. Unfortunate for the uninformed.
Bye, bye!
I’m thinking my aspirin intake may be reduced.
Sandy and Matt. The gift that keeps on giving with the pats on the back….and the debt coming due
We are not rid of him yet. Somewhere in the muddle of self glory, the bye bye boy muttered that he is still on the council, if my ears were tuned in. Mayor Brian scares the **** out of me.
Brian as mayor? Pass the aspirins please.
#8 you’re right – and Colleen is here to help Brian frame it “correctly” when the s… hits the fan. We have to replace her so we can finally get to a place of honesty.
Tree tribute man isn’t equipped. Who will guide him in his quest for mayor?
After watching the meeting, The Mayor seems so wonderful, I can’t believe I ever was skeptical of him.
Matt should start a new career as a soap opera leading man. Family oriented of course. Where do they film those things? California?
#10 Sorry old man I ran out months ago.
I just realized we’ve been the backdrop for a “B” grade movie for 7 years with an apocalyptic Hurricane fighter at the helm.
Super Matt cartoons anyone? Can he paddle a kayak with one arm tied behind him? Rescue three swimmers at the same time swimming backwards while fighting a rip current? Get to a scene of disaster running barefoot? The sky’s the limit – and where is his drone?
No big deal. I think we awl expected just what it was.
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Now of course, the real work of the statue committee can commence. I understand they’re thinking along the lines of a 90′ bronze statue out about a quarter mile or so offshore facing his beloved peepul with a small shrine to his memory at the base that you can get a boat($25, + $25 for a picture) ride out to leave offurings. But the whole thing will be completely tasteful of course.
#18 Belmar’s other “Dough-Boy” – slogan at bottom “Show Me the Money”.
Lets be honest did we expect anything less ? The guy is a complete self serving ass .
Buy-a-statue fundraisers shall begin. More likely he will buy a Statute to get outta jail instead.
Headline: Hurricane Man at the helm of the sinking ship “Belmar”. 10 cents on the dollar fire sales to come.
Beware the “accoutrements” financed by the fundraiser. “Hurricane Man” – that’s a good one.
Thank you, there is an Element of truth to this blog.
Insurance Adjuster= Diaster Merchant.
What happens to all of the the puppets that got up to say what a great job he has done going to do without him.
What are all of his puppets going to do without him? Boo hoo
I think he will have the puppets on remote control. There is more money to be milked from Belmar.
He hired those that thanked him for his largess so he likewise can expect homage in the hood.
Thank you matt. Thank you for the job
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Thank you matt. Thank you for the job
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Thank you matt. Thank you for the job
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(Colleen holding cue cards for everyone)
Disgusting
I heard as part of the Municipal Building monstrosity that they plan to rename a portion of Main Street “Doherty Drive”.
Fact: Matt and Coleen called people and asked them to come say “something nice about the Mayor”. If you’re really a good person, soliciting compliments is not required (nor desired).
This man’s hubris knows no bounds. He is literally quitting the job he made an oath to complete. Not because of any noble reason (going off to war, caring for a sick relative) but because he got a crony job. A job for which he is woefully unqualified.
Brian will inherit a fiscal time bomb, a web of deceit, and a complex political reckoning for which HE is woefully unqualified.
Belmar thanks you, Matt, for using this lovely borough as a ladder rung in your climb to infamy.
That should be Corrupt Buffoon.
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