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David Thinks This Is Strange

Brian writes about himself in the third person.

 

This reminds David of Jimmy.

 
 

11 Comments

  1. vickie l renner wrote:

    Ha!Ha!Vickie thinks this is funny!

    Monday, September 10, 2018 at 8:58 am | Permalink
  2. Anonymous wrote:

    Just had my morning facelift. I can’t get my cheek muscles to calm down yet though

    Monday, September 10, 2018 at 9:45 am | Permalink
  3. I had a relative who referred to herself in the third person-she’s now deceased. Had all I could do to stop my young children …at the time…from giggling in her presence!

    Monday, September 10, 2018 at 11:28 am | Permalink
  4. Double Duh wrote:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, McGovern is a dope. Claire, this is the first time we agree. McGovern does make me giggle too!

    Monday, September 10, 2018 at 11:54 am | Permalink
  5. Anonymous wrote:

    Impressive. Lifeguard in 1971. Full time employee in 1979. He’s a great man. Lets see if this gets print.

    Monday, September 10, 2018 at 12:23 pm | Permalink
  6. Claire Deicke wrote:

    Never said Magovern is a dope . Don’t skew my remarks.

    Monday, September 10, 2018 at 2:10 pm | Permalink
  7. OLD MAN wrote:

    Maybe he will just go away quietly?

    Monday, September 10, 2018 at 5:41 pm | Permalink
  8. FJW wrote:

    The more I read, the funnier it got!

    Monday, September 10, 2018 at 5:55 pm | Permalink
  9. DJAIS DRUNKARD wrote:

    DJAIS DRUNKARD wuz drip of day year in 2018, pimp of da year in 2017 and 2018, Belmar crAY homie – u know da drunkard.

    Tuesday, September 11, 2018 at 12:04 pm | Permalink
  10. Captain Obvious wrote:

    As funny as this is, I have to burst the comedy bubble. Brian isn’t using the third person narrative. Brian isn’t using ANY narrative. There is no way he wrote that. His handlers got some bio info and had it written for him. In all my dealings with mayor cup cake, two of his characteristics are always present. Arrogance and ignorance. Not a great combination. Especially when trying to come across as a man of the people. I don’t know which underling in the machine penned this drivel, but I would bet anything that it wasn’t Brian.

    Tuesday, September 11, 2018 at 1:08 pm | Permalink
  11. Anonymous wrote:

    You mean Brian needs.a.script writer or a prompter or a puppet master/mistress pulling his strings?

    Wednesday, September 12, 2018 at 9:15 am | Permalink

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