17 Comments

1. Eugene Creamer wrote:

   Hasenpfeffer at Brandl tonight!

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 10:55 am | Permalink
2. Anonymous68 wrote:

   I have to say #1 – that is hysterical!

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 12:39 pm | Permalink
3. Chef Knowitall wrote:

   For your rabbit follow the instructions.

   http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Roadkill

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 3:37 pm | Permalink
4. ms.nobody wrote:

   Yes, removing the roadkill is a kind and compassionate act, so thank you, Dave, for reporting it and thank you, George, the hardest working man in Belmar, for removing the remains. I have more compassion for the unfortunate rabbit that got creamed than I do for the administration of this town.

   On another note, I heard that opossum stew is pretty tasty. Maybe Belmar could use a “Roadkill Cafe”.

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 4:03 pm | Permalink
5. joe goofinoff wrote:

   #1&2, Don’t be laughing about this. The rabbit may’ve been trying to get to Dave’s to warn him of a plot he knew about but was murdered just before he could pass the word to Dave. If it were me, I’d call Belmar’s detective bureau and get them on the case. First thing I’d demand is an autopsy on the deceased rabbit.

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 4:07 pm | Permalink
6. admin wrote:

   Maybe someone left the rabbit as a warning that I would be next.

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 4:17 pm | Permalink
7. ms.nobody wrote:

   #5 and #6 I agree but did not want to come out and say it, lest I be called a naysayer by the elements.

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 4:24 pm | Permalink
8. ms.nobody wrote:

   #3 Dear Chef, a Roadkill Cafe has been an idea of mine for decades. Great article, by the way. I would include with the blessing of the animal that gave its life, a purification ceremony to clear any residue of the pain it suffered that would toughen the meat (thanks to my native/indigenous teachers).

   Dave, watch your back.

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 4:38 pm | Permalink
9. Joe Smolinski wrote:

   should have called Triple Green instead

   Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 4:55 pm | Permalink
10. Just Passing Through wrote:

    They could not get into the house to leave a horse head in the bed.

    Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 5:02 pm | Permalink
11. excuse me wrote:

    Don’t worry about the rabbits, they will keep on going. That’s what they do.

    Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 5:06 pm | Permalink
12. joe goofinoff wrote:

    I have been contacted by an anonymous source within the Belmar government apparatus and told it’s just as I thought. That the rabbit was about to divulge a plot to steal Belmar’s assets by a rogue element within the Shade Tree commission and flee to a foreign nation not named at this point, but as we know, the rabbit was about to warn Dave of the scheme when it was shamelesly murdered (it was garroted first and then run over to make it look like an accident). The source said they’d get back to me when they knew more.

    Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 5:39 pm | Permalink
13. Teddy wrote:

    T” Tell me about the rabbits, George”.
    O.K. Smart A–es, name the play and author!!!!

    Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 6:47 pm | Permalink
14. admin wrote:

    It’s too easy with Google.

    Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 6:56 pm | Permalink
15. Tracy Bean wrote:

    Of Mice and Men, one of my very favorites! The best laid plans of mice and men often go astray…

    Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 7:40 pm | Permalink
16. admin wrote:

    Did you Google?

    Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 7:46 pm | Permalink
17. Tracy Bean wrote:

    No I didn’t have to, I love that play. Has a special meaning to us now, our hearts break for both Lenny and George

    Tuesday, May 17, 2016 at 8:22 pm | Permalink

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