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Jade Would Have Won

If Miss America hadn’t become so weird.


I think Jade was the most beautiful and talented young woman up there. But this is what you get when you try to have a “woke” beauty contest.

Great try, Jade. To us you’re the winner.


  1. Jade is #1 wrote:

    You are a winner to us Jade 🙂

    Friday, December 20, 2019 at 7:32 am | Permalink
  2. A woke wrote:

    Great job Jade. I’m not sure the winner being a super pretty white girl can be considered ‘woke’. Not to mention the oxymoronic weight of the phrase ‘woke beauty contest’.

    Friday, December 20, 2019 at 7:45 am | Permalink
  3. Noreen Dean wrote:

    Congratulations Jade.

    Friday, December 20, 2019 at 8:30 am | Permalink
  4. Sandra Caputo wrote:

    You are our winner, Jade.
    And when did they adopt the “American Idol” format?

    Friday, December 20, 2019 at 8:50 am | Permalink
  5. admin wrote:

    It did look more like a reality show than a pageant.

    Friday, December 20, 2019 at 8:53 am | Permalink
  6. admin wrote:

    It’s Friday and I just got paid. I’m going to go take in a science experiment tonight.

    Friday, December 20, 2019 at 9:04 am | Permalink
  7. Sandra Caputo wrote:

    Let us know if there are judges talking too much at the science experiment.

    Friday, December 20, 2019 at 9:08 am | Permalink
  8. WC wrote:

    It’s a beauty pageant. The entire thing was started so that men could ogle girls in bathing suits under the guise of some kind of important representation of womanhood. It’s nonsense.

    Saturday, December 21, 2019 at 8:27 am | Permalink
  9. A woke wrote:

    Awoke,I read that until this last Miss
    America all 5 major pageant titles were held by Woman of
    African decent. Are we to be so awoke that we become unfair to others based on race.

    Sunday, December 22, 2019 at 9:30 pm | Permalink
  10. Tom Dilberger wrote:

    #8 – What’s wrong with ogling girls? It’s an art form going back to the dawn of recorded history. Actually, I think there should be an ogling competition. Of course, there should be different categories. Men my age shouldn’t be in competition with young men. So I recommend different categories of competition where only men in their mid-seventies and upward can compete. We ogle too, but are not as flagrant about the whole thing as young men.

    Monday, December 23, 2019 at 6:29 am | Permalink
  11. Prime time wrote:

    #10- great idea. How about a companion show where men over 70 stand on a lighted stage and women of all ages judge you and enthusiastically point out all of your flaws? Huge hit.

    Monday, December 23, 2019 at 12:11 pm | Permalink
  12. Tom Dilberger wrote:

    #11 – “Flaws” – I have flaws? Why wasn’t I told?

    Tuesday, December 24, 2019 at 4:27 am | Permalink
  13. Tom Dilberger wrote:

    Merry Christmas Everybody.

    Wednesday, December 25, 2019 at 4:43 am | Permalink

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