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Mean New Jersey

I don’t know if any of you have been out on the Parkway or Turnpike recently but if you have then you’ve been sternly warned multiple times that you are being watched and that you better pay your tolls or else!  I am lucky enough to make the hugely enjoyable drive to Newark three days a week.  Every couple of miles there’s an electronic sign conveying  this uplifting message.  It’s so nice to be reminded every few minutes that big brother is there watching, making sure that we never get any evil thoughts about trying to cheat him out of our money which is duly his of course.  Additionally there are lots of other signs warning us about red-light cameras and various speed enforcement methods including (black?) helicopters.  And wear your seat belt or brother will be very stern with you.  It’s so nice to be loved!

Have a nice day!



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