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The parade is Sunday, March 3, right?

Hope none of you run into that guy Sunday.  (He’s probably coming Saturday anyway.)


  1. Paddy O'Furniture wrote:

    Aye faith and begorra, ’tis a fine howdya do. These eejits can’t seem to find their arse with both hands and a torch. They must be Derry men. I don’t know whether to shite or go blind. Everyone knows that the parade celebrating the Irish with such moving tributes as the Manalapan first aid squad, the Keyport Fire Dept, and the league of puking millennials is the first Sunday in March. Eejits

    Friday, March 1, 2019 at 7:29 am | Permalink
  2. Anonymous wrote:

    Paddy: Very good comment and rhythmic too. My cheeks are up for the day!

    Friday, March 1, 2019 at 8:40 am | Permalink
  3. derriere wrote:

    Paddy, my lad, I agree, but Northerners are Irish too! My arse is mighty fine and green as hell. It’s the wannabees you gotta watch out for!

    Friday, March 1, 2019 at 10:46 am | Permalink
  4. Anonymous wrote:

    Hope all the Bennies like Dr. Summer Timer sit this parade day out. Do us all a favor and spend the day on the banks of the lovely Newark Bay.

    Saturday, March 2, 2019 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

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