Mr. Mulsine, tongue in cheek article but lest you forget who you interviewed Belmar is known for freebies on beach, under the boardwalk, on the boardwalk, the restrooms, parking lots, my yard, your yard, his yard, her yard, curbs, in the bar out of the bar in the bar’s basement and of course the famous FU tony, I don’t do the President.
We could be on to something here – municipal excellent sex tents that will only entertain the finest clientele. The money would go to a good cause such as to fix the Doughboy Statue – wait, that may be torn down. What about a tent to the great egress – only a dollar? A tent to see the fat lady – nah, all you have to do is walk around a bit and you can see all the fat you want. Maybe a tent with a two headed duck? There’s any number of tents that could help with our budget. I’m sure Tricky Matt and his cabal will come up with a great idea for us.
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This is the first time that we are hearing about sex in tents as an issue. Is this true or is this just a warped mind at work?
Check back 8 months from Hissoner’s observation and police logs.
Saw a cop posted near jetty on 9th Ave beach after hours
The sex in tents Thang, yeah probably happens
What is the first cue?.
If the tents can be instrumental in preventing even one case of the dreaded chicken cutlet move during intercourse then so be it.
Mr. Mulsine, tongue in cheek article but lest you forget who you interviewed Belmar is known for freebies on beach, under the boardwalk, on the boardwalk, the restrooms, parking lots, my yard, your yard, his yard, her yard, curbs, in the bar out of the bar in the bar’s basement and of course the famous FU tony, I don’t do the President.
We could be on to something here – municipal excellent sex tents that will only entertain the finest clientele. The money would go to a good cause such as to fix the Doughboy Statue – wait, that may be torn down. What about a tent to the great egress – only a dollar? A tent to see the fat lady – nah, all you have to do is walk around a bit and you can see all the fat you want. Maybe a tent with a two headed duck? There’s any number of tents that could help with our budget. I’m sure Tricky Matt and his cabal will come up with a great idea for us.
The mayor of Belmar is a creepy guy.
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