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Mulshine Talks To Matt

Mayor speculates about beach tents being used for sex.

No idea why that would even occur to him.


  1. Guest wrote:

    This is the first time that we are hearing about sex in tents as an issue. Is this true or is this just a warped mind at work?

    Thursday, August 17, 2017 at 10:42 am | Permalink
  2. Anonymous wrote:

    Check back 8 months from Hissoner’s observation and police logs.

    Thursday, August 17, 2017 at 11:20 am | Permalink
  3. Anonymous wrote:

    Saw a cop posted near jetty on 9th Ave beach after hours

    The sex in tents Thang, yeah probably happens

    Thursday, August 17, 2017 at 1:27 pm | Permalink
  4. Maria wrote:

    What is the first cue?.

    Thursday, August 17, 2017 at 1:49 pm | Permalink
  5. Anonymous wrote:

    If the tents can be instrumental in preventing even one case of the dreaded chicken cutlet move during intercourse then so be it.

    Thursday, August 17, 2017 at 3:54 pm | Permalink
  6. Anonymous wrote:

    Mr. Mulsine, tongue in cheek article but lest you forget who you interviewed Belmar is known for freebies on beach, under the boardwalk, on the boardwalk, the restrooms, parking lots, my yard, your yard, his yard, her yard, curbs, in the bar out of the bar in the bar’s basement and of course the famous FU tony, I don’t do the President.

    Thursday, August 17, 2017 at 4:44 pm | Permalink
  7. Tom Dilberger wrote:

    We could be on to something here – municipal excellent sex tents that will only entertain the finest clientele. The money would go to a good cause such as to fix the Doughboy Statue – wait, that may be torn down. What about a tent to the great egress – only a dollar? A tent to see the fat lady – nah, all you have to do is walk around a bit and you can see all the fat you want. Maybe a tent with a two headed duck? There’s any number of tents that could help with our budget. I’m sure Tricky Matt and his cabal will come up with a great idea for us.

    Thursday, August 17, 2017 at 5:34 pm | Permalink
  8. Guest wrote:

    The mayor of Belmar is a creepy guy.

    Friday, August 18, 2017 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

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